For Big Girls Only

February 16, 2009

There we were. Standing in the little girl section at Wal-Mart. Surrounded by shirts covered in Hannah Montana and jeans with holes already torn in them that cost $25 even at the low-cost bargain giant superstore. Yet we were not there for overpriced tween attire. No, no. We were there for Panties.

As I weave the basket through the racks of cheesy clothes I am watching the face of my little girl so filled with anticipation for the upcoming event that she could barely contain herself. Infact, she did not contain herself as we were greeted at the door by your typical elderly Wal-Mart employee who stands to check receipts to make sure your not stealing anything (and by the way, why do they always put older people up there to do that job? I mean let’s have the sweet old lady deal with the potential shop lifters? I say just pay the to let them walk around and just be nice to people all day. But that’s just me…).

“Hello young lady. How are you today?”
“Good. I am going to get some pannees fo my bottom. But not as big as Momma’s. She bottom is bigger dan mine is.”

I have to admit, as she stood at the giant display of little girls panties I did grab my phone to snap a few pictures as I watched Bella carefully study each package before making her decision. My child is not one to rush. She likes to study everything and will patiently wait until she sees exactly what she knows she wants to make her decision. So where are we today?

Day # 6
No Accidents.
Big Girl Panties (Dora and The Little Mermaid) In Full Effect.
Used the public toilet for the first time TODAY.

Awesome.
However, please do not ask me for any tips as it did indeed take me almost 6 months.

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